I WOULD, if freaking ~ItemsGuy hadn't freaking tagged me to do a freaking meme thing.

Also the new season of Metalocalypse kicks ass, all of you should watch it or adultswim will eat your souls.

ANYHOOOO

ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Srh Jn Dlmr
TWO - Are you single?: Yes.
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 16
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Black
FIVE - Least favorite color?: Pinks
SIX - Favorite candy?: Mounds. And caramel apples. Those count, right?
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: INCENSE MOFO
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: Yep.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: People often compare me to Shane Dawson.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: English (though if I had a decent teacher, Art)
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: No. I don't really shop.
TWELVE - How do you make money?: Babysitting, kicking ass at video games.
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: ~Mr-Dijj and I could name others but you don't know them.
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: Good old Grant.
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: I don't think so, but my friends do.
SXTEEN - One word to describe you?: Rad.
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: My amazing, seizure inducing, brightly colored converse that I never actually wear because they BROKE AFTER THREE MONTHS OF USE.
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: Downstairs getting work done.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: Chores, english essay, mod. world history essay, biology homework, spanish homework, cleaning my room...
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: I love everybody.

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: This guy at my bus stop that I'm basing one of my characters off of who thinks I'm a little off. But more importantly, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Sitting. And typing. And reading Catcher In The Rye.
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: I woke up too early. :C
Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: HELL NO.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: My friend Nick.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Naw.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Stupidity.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Not usually.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Yes
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: No.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: No.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: With the proper amount of gum or spit, yeah.
Can you dance?: Ha ha NO.
Can you do a cart wheel?: No.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: A WHAT?
Can you wiggle your ears?: Yes.
Can you wiggle your nose?: Yes.
Can you roll your tongue?: Yes. (I am now doing all three of those things at once. I look ridiculous.)
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: I wish.

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?: I try to let it out through drawing/talking it out/punching walls.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: I blew up at this really bitchy girl once. But it was totally worth it.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: No. But I defended somebody who was crying.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yeah.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: A few.
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Once or twice.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: No.
Ever cried over the same sex?: No.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: No.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Some. These are really boring answers. :/
Do certain movies make you cry?: I CRIED FOREVER AT THE END OF GRAN TORINO

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: Yes! : D
What makes you the happiest?: Making other people happy/blowing shit up in video games
Do you believe in yourself?: If I'm in a good mood.
Do you wish you were happier?: Nope. I'm at a pretty good place right now.
Is being happy overrated?: Not at all.
Can music make you happy?: Always.

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you actually had your heart broken?: If you mean sadness, yeah. But if you mean the "in love" broken, never.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: Yes.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: Yes, unfortunately.

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: No.
Have you ever been on a hit list?: I hope not.
Are you a mean bully?: No!
Do you hate George Bush?: I couldn't care less about that man.

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: It's either really high or really low. Depends on the day.
Do you think you're good looking?: No.
Do you wish you could be someone else?: No. When it really comes down to it, I'm happy to be who I am.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: Mousy brown.
Current piercings?: None. I'm wimpy/don't find them particularly attractive.
Have any tattoos?: No.
Straight hair or curly?: It's a little wavy, but I straighten it.

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: A brown shirt with Clint Eastwood on it that says "The Good".
Necklace(s)?: Not at the moment.
Shoes?: My skin.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: Who hasn't?
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: No. But I have played sims 2 until morning.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: No.
Laughed so hard you cried?: All the time.
Got in a fight with someone?: Not really.

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: ~Mr-Dijj
Person you talked to online?: My friend Ebony and her BF.
Person you hugged?: ~Mr-Dijj. It was more of a happy tackle that he gave me right after I beat this really tricky part in COD on Veteran. _{God I'm a nerd.}

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: They're fun.
Do you get along with your parents?: Yes, very well.
Do you have mental breakdowns?: Every so often.

CURRENT:
Current mood: Bored.
Current music: [link] It's all ~ItemsGuy's fault. I swear, I've been listening to this for three hours straight.
Current hair style: Shoulder length, layered. And a little greasy, I should probably shower.
Current crush: None. /fail
Current thing I ought to be doing: Chores. Haven't I gone through this already?
Current windows open: Facebook, deviantart, tetris, deviantart, Shatner. Oh lord, Shatner.
Current desktop picture: Pretty fire-ish thing with fish and a lantern. tablefy.com

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: No, I've never been in a physical confrontation.
Did you ever run away from home?: I tried to once when I was six. I pretty much went outside, sat under a tree next to my house for an hour, and went inside.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: Yes.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? No.

THE DO'S:
Do you know how to swim?: Yes
Do you like roller coasters?: Yes.
Do you own a bike?: YES. I LOVE MY BIKE.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Oh shoot, no.

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: Nope.
Does your car get good gas mileage?: I don't drive. :C
Does your family have family picnics?: No, thank fsm.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes. I hate planes.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes, I love it.
Have you ever painted your nails?: When I was little. I hate doing it now, it's so...girly. And unnecessary.

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 5'9"
How much money do you have on you right now?: $0

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: Coleman. (~Mr-Dijj)
Last thing someone said to you?: "No, that's all you get. Heheheheh I love youuu -slams door-." -~Mr-Dijj
Last thing you said out loud?: "BUT I DON'T WANT TO THAT'S STUPIfine."

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: [link] MOSCOWWWWW
And the video my friend and I made. It's stupid, you shouldn't watch it. But if you do, I'm not the girly, scene one. I'm the taller, stocky one. [link]
What is the weather outside?: Really cold
What radio station do you listen to?: I don't listen to the radio.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Pizzacato.
What was the last thing you had to drink?: 7up
What was the last movie you watched?: FIGHT CLUB

THERE YOU GO, ITEMSGUY, YOU HAD BETTER BE FREAKING HAPPY I JUST WASTED HALF AN HOUR ON THIS.
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